As I was walking the aisles of Target the other day looking for a twelve pack of Bounty paper towels, I stopped in my tracks and did a double take on the label of a little pink box of lip gloss. The label and large display sign above it read: Sexy Mother Pucker. OK, now that’s a funny name and succeeded in grabbing my attention in an aisle cluttered with makeup and beauty products of every variety. I threw the little pink box into my cart and continued on my way, excited to try the new lip volumizer with the catchy name.
I’ve tried many lip plumpers in the past and have been rather nonplussed by their results. Like many women over a certain age, my lips seem to be losing a little more volume each year. Usually, I try to compensate for this with clever use of lip liner, lip stick and gloss. I have no desire to try the invasive methods for adding volume, which would involve syringes full of collagen and the risk of ending up looking like Lisa Rinna or like someone punched me in the kisser. Rather, I remain hopeful that a product will someday deliver on it’s claim to create an Angelina Jolie pout, in one instantaneous miraculous transformation.

Unfortunately, the lip plumpers that actually work to inflate and enhance the lips can also hurt like hell when applied. There is a reason for this–they contain ingredients like Cayenne pepper and jalapeno in them that serve to irritate and actually swell the lips. My target discovery, Sexy Mother Pucker, hurt quite a bit when I first applied it. Although, after about twenty minutes, the discomfort subsided and I was quite pleased with the effect of slightly more zaftig lips and a gloss that lasted for hours.
Have fear for the person who tries to kiss the wearer of this lethal, stinging plumper though. And doesn’t this seem counter productive? You make your lips plump, shiny and kissable, yet venomous pain is inflicted upon the recipient!
DuWop’s Lip Venom is one of the best selling lip volumizers, with 1.5 million tubes sold since 2004. Lip Venom contains cinnamon, ginger and wintergreen, which the creators discovered to be the best ingredients for achieving the maximum plumping effect.

Lip Plumpers range in price from $5 for Sugar’s Pump ‘N Shine to $50 for LipFusion XL. Lip Venom sells for $16 and Sexy Mother Pucker made by Soap and Glory is a bargain at just under $10.
But that’s a small price considering the alternative. Having a dermatologist inject collagen costs approximately $350, requires a little downtime and lasts only about 6 months. Now that’s a pricey mother pucker!

Before & After using Lip Fusion XL
Have you tried a lip plumper that works? Do share!